January 28, 2010

Ironic isn't it?

"A DJ in England grants a listener's request, he plays Van Halen's "Jump" as a woman leaps from a 30 foot bridge...

Relax, she only suffered minor injuries, And in the DJ's defense, he immediately played another Van Halen Classic "Somebody Get Me a Doctor."

How Ironic...lol

January 22, 2010

Gold dredging & Self esteem issues

People believe that gold dredging is bad for the fish in the rivers. (Gold dredging is like an underwater vaccum, that sucks up clean gravel, and puts the clean gravel right back in the creek.) A group of people have been trying to get dredging shut down in California for a long time. and for a few months it look as though they were going to get their wish, but now things are looking up for the miners.

The group of people who think dredging is bad believes that dredges harm the fish, they cover up the fish eggs, they pollute the waters. But a dredge does NONE of that..

And now that the miners see that they might have a chance.. They have become smart asses (Which is actually very funny) by saying that "Everyone knows that dredging churns up new food for fish . Now they will get overweight , develop blood pressure and circulation problems , become susceptable to heart and diabetic disease not to mention low self esteem."

I didn't realize fish had self esteem issues....LMAO

January 21, 2010

Mac Attack

Okay, The other day I was reading an article in a magazine...and I came to this article and I couldn't help but laugh.

If Santa delivers a new computer to your house, take extra care when you set it up. Every year, over 6,000 people end up in the ER because of broken toes from dropped laptops, bashed knees from tripping over cords, or other computer-related injuries. "You wouldn't believe how many people get hurt because they trip over something while carrying a computer," says researcher Lara B Mckenzie.

You just kinda have to laugh...over 6,000..Wow..just Wow....